Interview

One mind blowing interview Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did
my Tele Communication engineering from
BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of
Technology. Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it
ute of Technology? I had never heard of
this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of
it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a
paid seat in a good college. But my father
said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can
not invest so much of money”.(The baap
actually said – “I will never waste so much
of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name –
BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be
related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have
taken 6 years to complete your
engineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to
finish it in 4 years. But you know, these
cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to
concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd
year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years. Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always
had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this
in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These
cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I
think they should ban it . Interviewer : Good to know that you want
cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no… I am talking about
Exams!! Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest
achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously, completing my
Engineering. My mom never thought I
would complete it . In fact, when I flunked
in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some
relative. Interviewer : Do you have any plans of
higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding?
Completing ‘lower’ education it self was so
much of pain!! Interviewer : Let’s talk about technical
stuff. On which platforms have you
worked?
Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you
can say Andheri is my current platforms.
Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have
experience of different platforms! (Vashi
and Andheri are the places in Mumbai) Interviewer : And which languages have
you used?
Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the
way, I can keep quiet in German, French,
Russian and many other languages. Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense – C comes
after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I
heard very soon they are coming up w it h a
new language VD! Interviewer: Do you know anything about
Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But
I guess, this is the language our ministers
and MPs use in assembly. Interviewer : What is your general project
experience?
Candidate : My general experience about
projects is – most of the times they are in
pipeline! Interviewer: Can you tell me about your
current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for
Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am
on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to
think that Bench was another software like Windows. Interviewer : Do you have any project
management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be
difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk
a lot. I know how to dial for International
phone call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like –
‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’,
‘quality’, ‘version control’, ‘deadlines’ ,
‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can
blame others for my mistakes! Interviewer: What are your expectations
from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project.
But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects
natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I
would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid
breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year
on short term preferably 1-2 months)
assignments. Personally I prefer US,
Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in
China in the current year, I don’t mind
going there in that period. As you can see I
am modest and don’t have many
expectations. So can I assume my
selection? Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for
your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never
entertained so much before. Welcome to
INFOSYS. The fellow was appointed in a newly
created section ‘Stress Management’ in the
HRD of Infosys.

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All isha koppikar

Ishaa Koppikar (born 19 September 1976) is a popular actress and a model in India. She has acted in Bollywood, Kollywood, Tollywood and the Kannada film industry. Ishaa Koppikar was born in Mumbai, India on 19 September 1976. She went to Ramnarain Ruia College in Mumbai and studied Life Sciences. While in college, she did a model shoot for Gautam Rajadhyaksha. She took part in the 1995 Miss India Contest, won the Miss Talent Crown and modelled for L'Oreal, Rexona, Camay, Tips & Toes and Coca-Cola, among others.

Ishaa Koppikar's career started in Kollywood, where she was paired opposite Prashanth in Kaadhal Kavidai. The film was a box-office hit and won rave reviews. Her second movie

was the Tamil highly-anticipated film, En Swasa Katre opposite Arvind Swamy and it was a musical hit, rendered by A. R. Rahman and a good grosser at the box-office. She then played a cameo in Prashanth's Jodi as a prospective bride. She received positive reviews for her role and decided to pursue a career in Bollywood: Her first movie was Ek Tha Dil Ek Thi Dhadkan (1997), directed by Shah Rukh Sultan, and has yet to be released. In Dil Ka Rishta (2003) she played opposite Aishwarya Rai and Arjun Rampal

. Koppikar did some minor roles in Fiza (2000) and Pyaar Ishq aur Mohabbat & Aamdani Atthanni Kharcha Rupaiya (2001) before she got a she got a breakthrough in 2002 in Ram Gopal Varma's Company as an Item girl in the song Khallas, which earned her a nickname as a Khallas-girl. She will also feature as the female lead in Ram Gopal Varma's Shabri (2006), a movie about a woman who is set to become Mumbai's first underworld lord. Koppikar's make-up is so convincing that security and producers wouldn't let her enter the set, as they didn't recognize her.

After sizzling on the screen in the two item numbers Khallas and Ishq Samandar, Ishaa Koppikar was seen in a special appearance in 36 Chinatown. Looking better than ever, the girl is now looking forward to some power-packed roles in Don and Shabri. “I used to tell myself that I’m a girl of very good character, since I’m doing so many character roles,” she laughs. But with her forthcoming films in which the actor has much more to do than make special appearances, Ishaa might just prove that she’s ’special’ as well!

Personal Profile
Commonly Known Name:  Khallas Girl
Date of Birth (Birthday):  1976
Height:  5′ 7
Hair Color:  Black
Birth Place:  Mumbai
Education:  Graduation in Bio Technology from from Bombay University
Marital Status:  Single
Languages:  Hindi, English
Family Background
Brother(s):  1 brother
Film Background (Filmography)
Debut Film:  Kaadhal Kavidai
Famous Movies:  Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya?, D, Kyaa Kool Hai Hum, Inteqam: The Perfect Game, Ek Se Badhkar Ek, Girlfriend, Hum Tum, Krishna Cottage, Rudraksh, LOC Kargil, Darna Mana Hai, Qayamat: City Under Threat, Dil Ka Rishta, Pinjar, Kaante, Company, Aamdani Atthanni Kharcha Rupaiya, Pyaar Ishq Aur Mohabbat, Rahul, Fiza, Kaadhal Kavidai
Latest Movies:  Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya
Upcoming Movies:  Don, Raakh
Other Facts:  Known in the bollywood industry as the ‘Khallas girl’

Bollywood actress Isha Koppikar married her boyfriend and hotelier Timmy Narang on 29th nov 2009.
From the Sangeet, to the nuptials, lastly to the reception, the couple looked exquisite and so happy.
The wedding was kept a simple affair. It was held at the International Society for Krishna Consciousness (ISKCON) Temple.